Rats!
While the subways are out of commission, I can't help but wonder what's happening to the system-wide rat population. Are they roaming the tracks with reckless abandon? How are they keeping warm without the periodic rush of heated trains? How will they eat without the emoluments of muffin crumbs dropped from the clumsy digits of morning commuters?
Maybe they're forming a union as we speak and will be willing to work for less than a living wage!?
posted by Matty at 11:45 AM
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I hear that some of them are now running trains on the Lexington Avenue line. As I understand it, they're more efficient than the usual guys.
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